Let me share my wisdom, gained through long years of struggle, with all you young writers out there!

Tip#1. Don’t do it unless you absolutely have to. If you must, put zombies in it.

Tip#2. Do not write while riding a horse. Ditto a bicycle.

Tip # 3Do not write while asleep.

Tip#4. If you can’t think of a plot turn, call the vet. Colic is always popular.

Tip#5. Seriously now, if you are stuck with your story, clear your head with deep meditation. Or go riding on a horse. Ditto a bicycle.

Tip#6. Don’t take anybody’s advice.